So far, the new Gossip Girl and the old one have in common: the Met Steps, and crazy fashion. But even Little Jenny Humphrey would, I think, balk at whatever they’ve put on Jordan Alexander here, which is so low cut that you can see a good portion of her nipple shields, and so high cut that I fear a genital wedgie. Apart from MAYBE a story in which she opens a sexy aerobics studio for mimes, the only thing that makes sense is if she arrives at her destination and is told she’s wearing the leotard backwards, and also got someone else’s in the mail. Otherwise it looks as if this Upper East Sider is more like sunny-side-up. XOXO, Gossip Girl.